As a Depressive On The Go, you probably need a little help balancing work, family and that 800 pound knitted mass of negative-thought-loops that's slowly crushing your will to live. If so, talk to your doctor about Blue Woman Group. Each episode of Blue Woman Group is an audio guidebook to reclaiming Your Life™, with analysis of the top issues facing modern depressives, helpful hints on overcoming them and a guided meditation for those moments when everything is just too much to bear. Comedians and Board Certified Depressives Jacqueline Novak and Aparna Nancherla have got your back. Let them do the years of expensive psychoanalysis, self-reflection spirals and medication adjustments for you! It's just that easy! *Warnings: do not not listen to Blue Woman Group while operating heavy machinery. Side effects include: extensive musing, melancholic solidarity, listless leg syndrome, existential malaise, caustic reflux, rhetorical question spasms and dry skin.
Digital life can be crushing to a depressive: Instagram photos of ex-lovers canoodling with someone new on a beach, bragging tweets from annoying colleagues and don't get us started on the catalog of horrors that is our Facebook newsfeed. Jacqueline and Aparna have been to the cold dark heart at the center of the Internet and this week they hold your hand through the emotional minefield of social media. Log out and tune in already!
Working in an office is always a bummer, but if you're despondent it can feel downright oppressive. This week, Jacqueline and Aparna audit the accounts payable that is your life. They also offer exciting ways out; like hiding in the bathroom or discovering a magic oversized turtle shell on wheels!
Bed is the ultimate safe space for a depressive, but unfortunately you have to leave it sometimes (or do you?). Jacqueline and Aparna have logged tens of thousands of hours lying motionless under a heavy duvet, just staring at the ceiling. In this episode they offer tips on how to physically remove yourself from bed or, alternately, how to channel the cosmic energy within to astrally project yourself to plains of existence far away from your dirty apartment. Turning on this podcast is the first step to starting a great day in this universe or the multiverse!