Do you want to hear a song about a sexy tomato who wants to be a secretary? Then this is the episode for you! Plus Erin looks at how famous feminists didn't support amnesty on sex slave decriminalization and Bryan looks at an elderly couple who are raising money to erect homophobic billboards. And to top it all off Richard Lawson of Vanity Fair breaks down Vidcon in a way that will blow your mind. Read his article here. Never accept a Tuscan melon!