What glorious possible futures await the Supremes? Will Spot and Mittens get the vote? How will Justice Judge Judy rule? How come the first temp-to-perm Millennial Chief Justice crowd-sources his decisions but can’t get health coverage? When does cloning make it possible for dead rich old white men to control the Court? And after Clarence Thomas establishes the legal principle of 3/5ths of One Man One Court, how does the Trump dynasty ride to the rescue of a grateful nation?