Too busy patting herself on the back for her parade of awesome former fucks, Corinne gets sideswiped by a less-than-gentlemanly past gentleman caller in the form of this week's guest, Howie. Sure, Howie's a professional brass player, but the horn he likes tooting best is his own. During this episode, Krystyna is reminded why she wears baggy shirts, Howie announces his engagement, and Corinne assures the listeners that she always feels good about herself. The moral of this week's podcast is just because someone is inside you doesn't mean he's thinking about you. Plus, our number one fan, Jayla Jones, wrote us a song, you guys!